Stupid Instructions
- Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
- Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- Swanson frozen dinners: Defrost.
- Shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
- Package of a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
- Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
- Dial soap: Use like regular soap.
- Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
- Japanese-made food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
- Swedish-made chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
- Sainsbury's Peanuts: Contains nuts.
- American Airlines bag of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.
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