Sarcasm For Stupid People
- "Did you see that?!" - No, Stupid, I paid $10 to come to the theater to stare at the floor.
- "Were you watching where you're going?!" - No, my eyes were closed while I was driving.
- "Are you gonna eat that?" - No, I'm going to leave it and let it grow molds.
- "Guess what?" - I can't. I don't have ESP.
- "Why didn't you tell me you were busy?" - 'Cause I was obviously busy.
- "Can I ask you a question?" - Didn't give me a choice there now did you?
- "Are we there yet?" - If we are, I would've parked by now.
- "Oh did you want some?" - No, that's why I asked you if I can.
- "Don't you wish vacation was longer?" - No, that's why I decided to waste my vacation.
- "What's gonna happen?" - Now HOW do you expect me to know that?
- "What are you watching?" - Would there be a difference even if I told you?
- "What time is it?" - It's time for you to get a watch.
- "Will you give me some advice?" - I doubt you would want to follow me.
- "Aren't you going to help?" - No, because I would've helped out already.
- "Don't you think it's hot?" - Of course not, I thought it was summer.
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