30 Lame Pick-Up Lines
- "Baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet."
- "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
- "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
- "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
- "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
- "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
- "You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good."
- "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent."
- "Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as hell."
- "You must be a magnet, because I'm attracted to you."
- "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
- "I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
- "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
- "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
- "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
- "Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes!"
- "I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."
- "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
- "Have I seen you before? Because you look like my next girlfriend!"
- "Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!"
- "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
- "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
- "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
- "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
- "Your legs must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day."
- "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
- "I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?"
- "Wow, I can see you! So how about tomorrow, too?"
- "Something's wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it."
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