30 Lame Pick-Up Lines

1. "Baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet."
2. "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
3. "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"
4. "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
5. "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good."
6. "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
7. "You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good."
8. "Come live in my heart, and pay no rent."
9. "Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as hell."
10. "You must be a magnet, because I'm attracted to you."
11. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
12. "I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
13. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
14. "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
15. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
16. "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
17. "Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes!"
18. "I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."
19. "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
20. "Have I seen you before? Because you look like my next girlfriend!"
21. "Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!"
22. "Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
23. "Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
24. "I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
25. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
26. "Your legs must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day."
27. "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
28. "I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?"
29. "Wow, I can see you! So how about tomorrow, too?"
30. "Something's wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

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