20 Ways To Say "He's Mine!"

1. "Sorry, his name is registered under my name."
2. "There's no more room in his heart."
3. "He's legally taken already."
4. "Stay away, or I'll be the one to break your heart and bones."
5. "It's a crime to steal."
6. "If you touch him, you won't live to see the next day."
7. "You never had a history like I did with him."
8. "The only name he'll remember is my name."
9. "If I run into you one day, I'll put in reverse and hit you again."
10. "You don't know what it's like to be in love."
11. "I don't think you fully understand the circumstances here."
12. "You'll have to go through me first."
13. "My fist is just itching to kill someone."
14. "Do you even know what you got yourself into?"
15. "Sorry, his mind only carries the memory of his mother and me."
16. "There's no such thing as having two girlfriends."
17. "You don't need to have his name; you have one already."
18. "His phone is maxed out, so it won't carry any more numbers."
19. "I really suggest you don't touch him, or else."
20. "He belongs to me and only me."