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Chain Letter

Chain Letter

Dear Reader,

Thank you for taking the time to open and read this, but unfortunately, you're DOOMED. Like, totally doomed. Really. Like really doomed. You are so doomed that you'll regret it in the next 0.01 second. If you don't want to be doomed, then I suggest you follow the given instructions. If you don't, then you'll definitely 101% be doomed. Forever. So now, you are assigned to sit there, stare at the screen, and read the story below:

"Hello, my name is Jakalino Mura-Jones Serena Shinawatra, and I am 98 years old. I am from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, and I have 8 kids and 56 grandchildren. Due to my illness, I have a disease that limits my intelligence to as how a child would respond. Also recently, my right hand grew 2 extra thumbs, and my eyelids produced some strange larvae. I must be very sick to have gone through this. My family suggested that I should go into a surgical process, but with the lack of money we have, it is impossible to grant such a wish. If anyone can, even one person, please help me out with this money. You can start by doing this:

Close your eyes and make a wish.

Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Wish for me to get money for surgery.

Wish for me to live another 98 years.

Now make that same wish you did the first time.

After you have done so, please forward my letter to 902 people in the next 3.2 seconds. Thank you.

Sincerely, Jakalino Mura-Jones Serena Shinawatra"

As you can see, Jakalino Mura-Jones Serena Shinawatra is about to die from a deadly disease. Please help her out by forwarding this letter as well. Send this message to 98,174 people in the next 2 seconds. If you do, you'll piss off at least 4 people for sending this letter. And if you don't, you'll get eaten by a toaster and die.

Yours Truly,

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